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Poster: SDH2O Date: Dec 21, 2006 6:51am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: If it worked once.....

Newsflash:
During Miss USA's recent secret meeting with Donald Trump to discuss the reports of her excessive partying and possible removal of her crown, Mr. Trump was overheard to say "Hey, listen up baby, if you don't cut the crap with all the drinking and what not, you'll get replaced immediately. And not by the runner-up; we've got a look-alike ready to go at a moment's notice. You'll never be missed. That's right,honey, get your shit together or we'll Ararat you." This refence to "Getting the Ararat treamtment" is apparently in reference to the mysterious plane crash that supposedly took the life of the rock group The Grateful Dead in late 1977 and their subsequent replacement by impersonators.

In case no one has noticed, things are exceptionally slow at work today. Love the holidays.

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Poster: DeadDave50 Date: Dec 21, 2006 7:12am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: If it worked once.....

I saw the news con yesterday..Poor girl had to really work hard to get up the tears.....She was crying for good ten minutes before the tears showed up.The drugs must have dried out her fluids......whole thing reeked of Donalds publicity machine...

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Poster: elkdog Date: Dec 21, 2006 7:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: If it worked once.....

Yep, it's a shame to see a beauty queen get caught up in the publicity machine. It almost makes me think they're just putting up a contrived, superficial image of some ideal that never really existed.

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Poster: Arbuthnot Date: Dec 21, 2006 2:40pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: If it worked once.....

they still do the miss usa pageant??

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Dec 21, 2006 4:10pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: If it worked once.....

Yep. This second-tier example of Americana was dying but then the Donald bought it and the Miss Universe pageant. Please, don't ask me why I know this.

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Poster: Arbuthnot Date: Dec 21, 2006 4:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: If it worked once.....

Trust me, i have reams of info swirling around in my head that i'd just love to dump somewhere, and an even larger pool of info that i somehow lost but never wanted to lose in the first place!

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Dec 21, 2006 6:56pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: If it worked once.....

Know what you mean. I have trouble remembering my anniversary, but have no problem remembering the name of my favorit 3rd grade teacher.